@apkexetargz@lemmy.ml
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13 Monate

Answer: Ask your slice of Apple for helping them slice apples and share equally; and join hands to kick the questioner for asking us cut to anything he implies in 1 stroke.

It parallels with how Fediverse is growing recently using the tw**er owner’s major ad campaign of 43 Billion something dollars. XD

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@Zerush@lemmy.ml
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03 Monate

Noticeable

You line up the apples to cut around 1/3rd of both and you have 3 more or less equal portions.

Surely this do not advocate cutting something else?

Marxism-Fennekinism
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3 Monate

Your brain on capitalism: need to split up resources evenly? Nah, just murder the others and keep it all for yourself!

@lynndotpy@lemmy.ml
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53 Monate

I know this is a joke, but if you line them up to cut 1/3rd of each apple, then you have four parts which divide the apples evenly:

  • A 2/3 part of an apple
  • A 2/3 part of the other apple
  • The two 1/3 parts of both apples
@lemmy_mouse@lemmy.ml
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43 Monate

Cut both apples in half by lining them up, then give the birds the 4th slice…or there’s the obvious solution the monkeys alluding to 😂

@dodo@lemmy.ml
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33 Monate

That’s so bad, but still funny.

Regular Size Durk 
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23 Monate

@Zerush the tide comes in, the tide goes out…science can’t explain that shit

@pingveno@lemmy.ml
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13 Monate

What always made me sad about that video is that O’Reilly says his word vomit, and instead of correcting him his guest tells him something that is also wrong.

Lionel C-R
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43 Monate

Hey, what are you implying here?..

Jonny
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63 Monate

3-1=2 I guess… 🙂

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