Fundamentals of Engineering Thermodynamics 2 ed.

Ah, starting with one of his more vanilla novels, I see.

Used for what?

Judgement day postponed indefinitely due to “Object reference not set to an instance of an object”

It’s thinly veiled hate speech towards his political rivals

Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!

As long as they keep the rainbow 🌈 socks on, I’ll eat them raw.

$145,849 is very specific salary. Is it a numerology or math puzzle?

Kids getting home from school

You ask other, equally inane shit?

More dangerous - resting your eyes while driving to work in the morning.

TIMECUBE!

Id hate to experience a vaccum with friction.

I design software, another guy builds it, then I test it. I seem to have a really good intuition for ferreting out the edgiest of edge cases and generating bugs. Pretty sure he hates my guts.

Whys the Onion now doing serious articles?

I Boycott American products because I’m 3 ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ recessions deep and cannot afford them

I fucking learned a whole-ass language for nothing back then because I thought it was the future!, fuck you, XHTML!

I did 10 yrs of TF2. Better graphics might have come in that time, but I only noticed the phlogastinator.

Jod introduced the idea of freewill to the board.

Lucifer said “That’s a bad idea, chief. Free will would ruin them.”

Jod cast him out.

Humans fucked everything up.

Jod sent his CTO, Jesus to try and fix it. It went poorly.

Lucifer said " I told you so"

What