They could at least led with it, but then I guess it wouldn’t be clickbait.

tl;dr

Instead of a half-hour video, it could have been a single word.

tl;dw?

Goats for me.

Goats are delicious.

You say that, but you still need land on which to herd the goats.

Maybe open a business where the customers are

Savory grapes

Linux isn’t even 35 years old …

Isn’t it past your bedtime?

OK Zoomer

Apple is Ohio?

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

It’s funny because everyone I know that’s worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.